Sitting at work watching the proceedings of Senate Standing Committee Inquiry(R4100 Car Dealership Financing Guarantee Appropriation Bill 2009) yesterday, which was looking into the so-called misleading of Parliament by the Prime Minister in relation to lobbying on behalf of John Grant Motors, I had to wonder why public servants have to cop the garbage dished out by politicians.
The longer proceedings went on, the harder Messrs Abetz, Joyce and to a lesser extent Fifield attempted to put words in the mouths of Treasury functionaries Grech and Martine. On another level, it was quite fascinating to watch the adversarial nature of such an inquiry, in particular the way the 'prosecution' side of the inquiry go about phrasing and asking their questions. It's little wonder that senior public servants are paid as well as they are. The professionalism on display was among the best I have ever seen, particularly under duress. I'd recommend watching these type of proceedings to anyone with even a passing interest in the machinations of government.
Just what the Daily Telegraph or indeed, Malcolm Farr thinks they have on this issue remains a mystery. The more I watched the inquiry, the clearer it became that yet again, this issue seems to be another prime example of a main stream media beatup on the basis of rumour & innuendo.
UPDATE: Well, over two-and-a-half hours, the inquiry ended with Mr Grech undoubtedly one very rattled public servant. Martine, as the more senior of the two and the more 'appropriate person' to answer Abetz's continual attempts to put words in Grech's mouth, was masterful to watch. Calm, collected, highly professional, he stuck to his line and rightly so. It was blatantly clear that the Opposition think they have something, or at least thought they had something, courtesy of the News Corporation journalist, Steven Lewis, the author of the innuendo articles in the Daily Telegraph today. It's clear that Godwin Grech's public service career is now most likely over. He stated that he believed he recalled a document from the Office of the Prime Minister in relation to Grant Motors, however that document does not exist, and if it did, what did it say? We'll never know. Surely, if the Opposition had something with which to pin the government to the wall, they'd have produced the evidence. If Eric Abetz had something cogent to present to the inquiry, surely he'd have presented it and shut down his fellow Senator, Doug Cameron who was irate at the continual badgering of the public servant. It never happened. It's great theatre, but the reality looks as though that's all the issue will ever be.
I must have told my significant other at least 4 times to get her bloody car serviced, but, oh no! If it starts, then drive it. Now it's in intensive care with a busted waterworks. Pump actually, and thankfully, the mechanic has made no mention of warped heads so tentatively, I'm a little relieved. It's being sold anyway, but dammit, had she done what she was told to do, and get the bloody thing serviced, the failing water pump would have been picked up. Lords know it had been squeaking long enough.Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?
I'm preparing to write off $2k just getting the thing in saleable condition. The power steering is screwed, leaking as much as is put in every time it goes out. The brakes need bleeding, the pads replacing, it hasn't had an oil change for almost 12 months, but hardly ever moves anyway so I'm grateful the sludge hasn't set. It had petrol put in yesterday, the first time since New Years Eve 2008 and has travelled a mere 432 kilometres in that time Why do we still have it at all?? Buggered if I know. Hopefully, it'll cost less than I dread and sell privately for more than I hope. Then there'll be the inevitable, "I miss my car", so it'll be a 20 year old Corolla or smaller if I have my way.
Why can't a woman be more like a man? What's that sage about vaginas & rocks?
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Neither. Famous has dags on it and rich attracts people who aren't. Let's say I'd rather be comfortable and have NIL debt.
Stephen Bartholomeusz's column in Business Spectator this morning - Understanding Trujillo - provides some interesting counterpoint in the never-ending debate over just what 'racism' is, and how it ought to be defined.
Sol Trujillo didn't appreciate being defined by his heritage, which happens to be Mexican, even though as Bartholomeusz states, Sol was born in Wyoming. One wonders if that was where he learned his cowboy-like attitudes to business. Equally, one wonders if that were the case, he's one hell of a sooky cowboy if he's so overtly distressed over how the media in this country chose to portray him.
Is it racist to identify with a person's point of origin? I think not, personally. We call the English 'Pom', the Scot 'Jock', the Welsh 'Boyo' and the Irish 'Mick' or 'Paddy'. We identify Americans as 'Septic' or 'Yank' and Asians collectively as 'slimey little slitty-eyed vietnamese arsehole'. Apparently, I do, at any rate, according to right-wing ideologues in the 'sphere. It's an 'in' joke. You had to be there. Right Timmy?
Which brings me to what I regard as the crux of Bartholomeusz's column, or at least the part that resonated with me.
Just as Trujillo’s comments could be seen as containing elements of cultural misunderstanding – of the spiky Australian sense of humour, of the distrust and disdain for anything that smacks of arrogance or slickness, of the mock civility of public discourse and of the deeply-engrained ‘Tall Poppy’ syndrome – Australians may have underestimated the sensitivity of an Hispanic American to being characterised as a cartoon Mexican.
So what if we - as in the media in this instance - 'underestimated the sensitivity of an Hispanic American to being characterised as a cartoon Mexican'. Trujillo's sensitivity, if indeed that's what he's truly expressing and not just a bad case of sour grapes, smacks to me of something he's not all that comfortable with in the first instance. Is he not comfortable with his heritage? Is he ashamed of it? No reason to be and certainly no reason to feel angsty about other people identifying him for what his heritage clearly is.
Is it really un-primeministerial of Kevin Rudd to respond to a querulous reporter with the word, 'Adios' when asked for an opinion of Sol's early and furtive departure from the country? I like to think it's a mark of the man's sense of humour. It's no secret that the current government and the one before it had a stormy relationship with Mr Trujillo which can be said to be entirely of Mr Trujillo's making, in the main.
We have a history in this country of not believing that we have the capacity to train and mentor good corporate leaders. We'd rather recruit from overseas, particularly from the U.S. and particularly those graduates from Harvard Business School. Frank Blunt, Telstra's CEO prior to Ziggy Switkowski, had this to say about Australian corporate culture in 1999.
I've been a little bit disappointed. Probably more than a little bit, I'm trying to be a Southern gentleman. But I think corporate education in this country is severely lacking. Developing internal leadership talent in companies is severely lacking. It certainly was at Telstra and I know some of the companies represented here have done a great job, but many others have just, you know, just assumed that a tertiary or primary or secondary education system is all that you need and I say no, it's not.
From the man who oversaw the most contentious period of Telstra's history, with mass redundancies and a concerted campaign to rid the telco of unionisation. The employees nicknamed him Blank Front, a play on his name, and it's what he presented to them. I don't believe there is any difference in skill levels and business wisdom between these 'Septics' and our own homegrown products. The edge someone like David Thodey, the current Telstra CEO, has over foreign imports is his local knowledge. Cultural as well as business nous. Another area where Mr Trujillo was found wanting. He spent more time out of the country than in it, and when he was here, he moved in rarified circles surrounded by his 'amigos' that he brought along with him. Hardly any way to come to grips with the social and business cultures of a major corporate and country you're being paid squillions to manage.
No loss, poor Sol, I'm afraid. Sour grapes I believe, and those he left behind appear only too pleased to see his back, if David Thodey's ethos is any guide. Better customer service, he says. For Telstra, that might be a first in the lives of some. I don't believe we, as a cultural collective, are inherently racist. Certainly there are some elements. The "fuck_off_we're_full" mob come to mind but they're a distinctly small minority. I put Sol's peev down to an inability to understand an Aussie piss-take. There is a difference. He simply failed to get it.
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What's your favourite movie of all time?
The Matrix - In fact, the entire trilogy. It's a fascinating tale with some interesting twists and observable quirks in human nature.
What three things do you regret not learning to do?
Fly
Weld, and
race motorcars